Excuse me while I go outside and Google-up stats on how safe a home environment is. Better yet, I'll do such from the comforts of taking a bath. Now, where did I put that damn extension cord.

If you think that's funny, listen to this: I started penning this post over four hours ago, but upon posting the original iteration, my laptop crashed, just now (minutes ago) getting everything functioning again.

And, I was just inside a tornado outside. Not one of them F-x types/size, but the ones created when there's a temperature difference between the air and the ground, being that it's mid-60s today with mounds of snow everywhere still a meltin'.