Hey how did did it take for satoshi to make the blockchain?
Fast. It's a lot simpler than most people make it out to be.
Yup. I knocked one out in an hour or so in 1997 when I was stuck waiting for a bus. I was originally going to buy a bar of chocolate and pick my nose but then decided it would be less calorific to create a decentralised currency. I was just about to forge the genesis block when my bus arrived. I had some top boogers to deal with so I deleted everything. Hey ho.