I already followed the money trail...moron.
I think I was suggesting following the fiat money trail would lead to you, genius

He goes to the cops and he has the following:
- a trial of his own (some in small courts, some in larger circuit courts)
- explanation of why he committed identity theft
- explanation of why he sold $5k worth of bitcoin in under 24 hrs (
http://www.fincen.gov/)
...the list goes on and on.
Hence my suggestion that HBO seeks professional legal advice... Because reality could be much less scary (for him). But only a real lawyer could tell.