I see some sort of quick resolution to your problem. Doesn't help what has happened and the damage it has done to the Bitmain name.
BitmainWarranty was nice enough to reach out via PM, and asked me to provide a PDF of the order to Yoshi
(areyoufuckingserious?!yeahletmejumpthroughmorehoops) to resolve the order at $320 per unit.
Too little too late at this point, TBH.
EDIT: FWIW, it was order 00120150309145955326seiP366P067D