James Syme bursts out of the doorway of his house, blinded by the natural daylight he recovers to see residents of CryptoKingdom pulling cartloads of boxes of newly minted gold coins. "What a fascinating new trend" me says to himself."

Later that day he arrives at the bank in a magnificent carriage made of blackened wood and brushed metal pulled by two exotic tamed giraffes with tophats attached to their heads by means of leather straps. The always helpful employees of the bank greet him and take him down to the scene of their startling discovery. "My goodness" he utters. "This is truly an astonishing turn of events". The manager opens the door to the vault containing the coins, however Syme has already wandered over to the wine racks. "I never knew we had wine down here". He cracks the top from a bottle with his sabre and drains it to the astonishment of all present. "They are partially mine after all".

The staff rolled their eyes.