That actually made me LOL.

Anyway, in the event anyone is actually wading through that, I want to make something perfectly clear. The coin market cap does NOT include the premine. We very specifically and intentionally did this because we believe that doing otherwise would be very misleading. It would have put our coin somewhere around the number 3 position on coinmarketcap.com, which is obviously false. What it does include are the coins sold during the pre-sale. Those coins are "in the wild" now and can be traded just like mined coins, so the "available supply" statistic is correct.