Some of us are having loads of fun!

I must say I think most of the stuff you post is just thinly veiled discomfort [...]
He is doing this because he wants to protect his investment. Monero being a "substitute" coin, he thinks that by degrading the image of DASH he will help to increase the demand for it. Therefore, he will not stop if you try to find a middleground or because you are nice to him.