Satoshi didn't "premine" Bitcoin.  Do you even know what that word means?  I don't think you do.

Unlike DashcoinDark's derpy dev Duff, Satoshi also never changed Bitcoin's block reward, max coin supply, or name.

You sound mad Bro.  Are you angry the DashcoinDark pump is out of hot air?

I warned you not to buy into a spike.  I said you'd wind up holding the bag.