Lol if Bitcoin drops to $0.001, guess how much those altcoins will be worth.

If Bitcoin goes to $0.001, there will no longer be any shitcoins. Shitcoins depend on the success of Bitcoin, and are like parasites. When Bitcoin vanishes, the copycats will also bite the dust.
That is far from true about if Bitcoin fails so do they, if bitcoin fails depending on what reason there will be another take its place. Plus there are a few coins that are already pegged to the dollar and cny and more to come. So not all will follow the same path but all the real shit coins with nothing to offer will but they are going to anyway.