WOW!

That was maybe the most pathetic ass kissing post I have seen on HT, and that is quite an achievement. If you listen closely while reading it you can actually hear tears falling in between the loud *Schlurp Glorp* as this spineless dimwit sucks on Josh's dong.

"*Sniffle* Oh Thank You, Thank You , THANK YOU JOSH! You are my HERO! Thank you so much for ripping me off and treating me like a piece of shit! I am Sooo sorry to have doubted you, but that is all behind me now!*GLORP, SCHLURPLE* All Hail Josh! *Sniffle*"
Thread archive:
https://archive.today/Kz2wbP.S: What is the last date that Josh has been verified as having actually "showed up at work"?