God I wish I could live dank's life of absolute dillusions of grandeur.
I highly doubt you would want to live my life of you knew what I've been through.
I haven't heard any voice, but he posted this.
I was going to offer my services as a guitar instructor of 10+ years...but I assumed he was just trolling. Troll level=godlike.
He'll need your services from what I've heard from that audio file. Get him started on the basics first please.
I've spent like 5 times more time on these forums than playing guitar. Once I can practice everyday is when I'll really sharpen my skills. But they have still improved so far.