I haven't heard any voice, but he posted this.
I was going to offer my services as a guitar instructor of 10+ years...but I assumed he was just trolling. Troll level=godlike.
He'll need your services from what I've heard from that audio file. Get him started on the basics first please.
I downloaded it (against my better judgement), opened it in a music player, didnt hear anything, so I turned up my volume and wow, I heard some really good music!
Then I realized it was my internet radio that I had muted.

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