Always invest in bitcoin, you will not disregard this advice.
LOL did you just attempt to use a Jedi persuasion technique on the poor guy?
To answer op's question, I'd say you can invest real money in gold because unless some all powerful Jedi alters the way humanity perceives gold, chances are it'll still be a thing 50 years from now. On the other hand invest in Bitcoin only that which you can afford to lose.