i got a jar from asda with non metallic lid and i put all my laminated offline wallets from doge to btc in it and buried it 12 ft deep reinforcede concrete box in my garden with a digger and cemont mixer i hired
me money is now safe i can rest in piece from house fires to burgorlers i will be a millionaire in the future oll i hath to do is just wait for the idiot brainwishwash sheeple to catch on.
That's quite some commitment. I hope your investment is higher than the costs of burying your BTC (that sounds so wrong). At least you can't panic-sell them at the next flash-crash...