This has been a hilarious read, but I do want that 20 minutes of my life back now pleas.
I will pay 8.5 BTC to anyone who can give me that 20 minutes of life back and 0.1% of my sole in return.
I will invest 8.5 BTC in trying to give you your life back if you invest 8.5 BTC in my business project.
So the net result of this transaction is Zero bitcoins? Do I still get 0.1% of your business for 0.1% of my soul? if so I will trade 10% of my soul for the full 10% of your "business" that you are offering please.