Everybody else: "Alright, then we will create a blockchain/consensus/distributed ledger thing that doesn't force people to adopt, use, and give a high value to a new currency they don't need. If it's a little centralized it's not a problem, cuz decentralization is for libertards."
Bitcoiners: "You can't. It's impossible"
I don't think anyone said it was impossible if you are creating something that is centralized.