Tomorrow an astroid by the name ov: 2014-YB35 will hit the earth and all life as we know it will be obliterated.

It travels at 23,000 mph and the energy release is equivalent to 1500mt 30x more powerful than the tsar bomba hydrogen bomb.

You must prepare now.  Do wot ever it is you do and protect yourself if you can.

this ith the connel chicken signing off