Sent to Neteller support: Hi, I just opened a Neteller account. The Bitcoin deposit feature doesn't seem to work - the system says "Selecting "Confirm" will launch the third-party processor and allow you to complete this transaction," but nothing happens when I click Confirm.
Received from Neteller: Deleting Cookies and Internet History should fix the issue that you might be experiencing.
It wasn't that, it was a blocked popup. I enabled popups and everything worked. I deposited $5 in bitcoin to my (previously unused) Neteller account. Then I could verify the account to raise daily limits (I had to send an id document scan to do that) and now I have all options, including the virtual credit card (free) or the plastic credit card (one time fee of $12). I think I will get the card to offer myself the experience of withdrawing cash-from-bitcoin and paying with bitcoin at the mall.