Are you calling me an old git? Shocking.

A mobile phone that does it all makes sense. It's functional and fashionable and they're constantly evolving with ever more tricks.

A washing machine just sits there and washes stuff. I'm sure the iWash would attract a few psycho die hards but it's solving a problem that doesn't really exist and introducing potential problems that really don't need to exist.

If the future leaves me behind with my ancient utensils, then so be it.