damn, so it looks pretty bad?
What's it supposed to be?
it's an inverted and darkened photo of someone. *cough*
let's change the subject, shall we?
Yeah, why don't we?
Should I keep my coconuts or swap them for some juicy melons?

Doesn't this depend on your...orientation?
Are you implying they aren't synonymous with one another?
Maybe just the word 'nuts' makes me think of testicles? But that can't be right?
I couldn't help but noticed that you penned two statements ending in question marks when none where needed?
You saw what I did there then did you?
Couldn't your first statement actually be read as a question, and did you notice his own grammatical error while attempting to correct yours?