So everything's still on target? I was promised between $5,000 and $100,000 by now, and, frankly, getting a little worried

There is no target, this is the free market.
Quit your delusions
But they told me it was scientifically certain!? They said it was because of maths and streisand effects? Was I misled?
The way I see it, your best recourse is to report Bitcoin to your local authorities.
Write to your congressman, imam, party boss or whoever. They'll know what to do with these Bitcoin rascals!
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