So everything's still on target? I was promised between $5,000 and $100,000 by now, and, frankly, getting a little worried

There is no target, this is the free market.
Quit your delusions
But they told me it was scientifically certain!? They said it was because of maths and streisand effects? Was I misled?
Might be, were you told that this is a speculative market???
They said it was a sure thing, that nothing could go wrong! How could this be happening to me?
Lol, are you sure that Gold will be $2k in the next few months???
I had traders, not novice but Experienced, and those too with some huge capitals invested in Gold that told me Gold will be >$2k till the end of 2k14...
Did it ever happen???
Never hear anyone, always decide on your own as you can't blame anyone...