1) point out which part of those statements were rubbish
What? Your whole post was personal!!

2) given the majority of my coins were safely locked away in march/april 2013, who cares if i did?
Forgive me if I think that is just a big bitcoiner porky pie... So you were in bitcoin since early '13, squirreling away those cheap coins. eh?
Inca Date Registered: November 10, 2013, 02:10:27 PM
I think you might have come a little late to
that party...