... it's also why alot of us believe in the binary nature of Bitcoin with a likely outcome of UP.
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And there I was, thinking it was just paranoia-tinged senile dementia. Learn something new every day

It's hard to keep track of you playing the long game. Just use the NLC account and jettison the rest.
I doubt you'd be here if you didn't find some validity in Cypherdoc's theory;
It's not so much validity as Value. That being "an endless supply of childlike, unaffected laughter."
even if you bought a handful @500 the risk is asymmetric, large potential upside.
A lotto ticket has larger potential upside. Have you played your numbers today?
A lotto ticket is much less likely to strike than the case of striking gold with bitcoin.