Seriously Lamby stop talking about child porn.
It's beyond weird.
Even as a joke why the hell are you searching it.
Keep it away from here please.
If the mods had any morals they would just blanket ban all his accounts: sporket, ask Ken about love, bromide, silence of the lamb etc etc.
And introduce newbie jail.
I realize how unpleasant it is to have your dirty little secrets trotted out for the world to see, but facts are facts.
YOU CAN NOT SILENCE THE TRUTH!