Sense of humour malfunction. (At least you've got all bases covered)

You must keep pretty fit between hawkeying your own thread to censor all the "off topic posts" and running constantly over here to put your foot in the door of any possible "mis-understandings"  

(Just as well he can't censor this one or there'd be only 3 people left in the thread with every 3rd post a picture of a ship).