Ever heard of an embeded 302 redirect? No? Didnt think so, It's code embeded into a .pdf image that when the image is loaded will auto redirect after XXXXXms. They can be uploaded to imgur and even your dumbest of script kiddes know how to make one all you need is flash 2008 or newer and your set. embed the code save as a .pdf instead of .swf, change the extension to .gif instead of .pdf even though it is still a .pdf image so imgur will let you upload it,  and viola Nubbins is a monkeys uncle.

Survey says............... Yep your still a fucking idiot. Bravo.