LOL!Yes as if WC would give away 5,000 Bitcoins.

WC..... Fuck man why the hell would anyone GIVE AWAY 5,000 Bitcoins. They would either have to be high as a kite or dumb as a mother fuck.
I'd say you've been hitting the wooden bong pretty hard
and you're dumb as a block of wood, given the amount of evidence you've left behind. You probably believe you actually buried those coins!