Well, I basically wasted my time reading this thread. At first I thought that there was indeed 5000 bitcoins hidden on those woodcraft, but seeing that OP is basically lying, I might as well enjoy the show and read for further comments.

Popcorns, anyone?
Sorry you burnt up a bunch of time with it all. But you got the basics of it. It appears as it was a last ditch effort by WC to sell the last 2 coins he kept for himself at a seriously high markup using one of his alts. Glad to see some still have common sense around here. Maybe some day nubbins will catch up and realize the obvious too.