Every time exchange rate rises I take out my calculator and and multiply amount of bitcoins I have, feels good 
Let me break the news for you: it's only numbers on your calculator. Unless you sell your coins, you've got zero dollars/euros/dinars/whatever.I'd be using your calculator to figure out how many bitcoins you can get for you stash of USD
not the other way around
a bit of awkward paraphrasing for you: obvious bear is obvious
Where is Will Smith when you need him?
