I got to be honest with you man, I dont have any idea  what the "fuck nubbins piece" is but if you tell me where i can get it i would be happy to get it and trade for that piece you posted a photo of if whoever has the piece you are talking about is asking a reasonable price for it. I think it would be awesome to have some kind of "remember when" type piece to remind me of what bitcoin really is in the future and that piece in the photo would be great for that. If you would be willing to give it an actual cash value i would be seriously intersted in purchasing it outright in BTC as well. With a reputable escrow of course. 

You can keep up the "you're woodcollector" games all you want, but i am making a serious offer to buy that thing in the photos no matter what your opinion is. Let me know what you want for it or where i can buy the fuck nubbins thing your talking about.