I've never heard anyone claim clicking on faucets for dust is satisfying. I think most people seem to be dissatisfied with the piddly amount they earn from them hence why they always ask on here for alternatives. I think newbs just get excited by the prospect of free coins no matter how small but they soon realize they're wasting their time.
You have not? I've seen this in the past. Are you a newer member here?
Faucets were a 'thing' in the past. They still persist but are quite useless. Hoping for something that is highly unlikely to happen is also illogical (0.001 BTC to be worth 300$).
People need to stop wasting their time. Life is limited, or so they say.