with bitcoins you get to stare at some numbers on your computer screen as you lose your money ...

the cool thing about dollars is if you light them on fire and burn them , you get heat as you lose your money ...

they can also be used for paper machet , toilet paper , or as something to write on ...

and if you're the creative type you can make origami or a paper airplane ...

plus you can roll them into a straw for doing coke off of hookers ...

there's literally hundreds of uses for them !

also ... yknow ... they're accepted as legal tender everywhere in the u.s. and most other countries , can be sent anywhere on earth with relative ease and minimal expense , don't fluctuate wildly in value , can't be hacked out of your federally insured bank account or out of your safe welded into the floor of your garage , and haven't lost 82% of their value in a little over a year ...

fuck this fucking pyramid ...