Do you understand anything about investing? 

Has it never occurred to you that money 'tied up' in investments is not perfectly liquid, and that fact is part of why you get paid for the use of your cash?

Throwing a public tantrum because you were not instantly gratified is ridiculous.  And thus, you are being ridiculed.

You aren't the leader of Team Ponzi, but amplifying their FUD makes you a fellow traveler.

After a tiny 3 hour delay, you made yet another Pirate FUD thread about how awful it was that your ass wasn't being kissed fast enough.

OK fine, you didn't panic.  Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt was is full effect however.

Congratulations, you will be forever known to have a reputation = asshat in this community.  Better get a new account and start posting in the noob ghetto.