I have another lie to feed you.

Remember how I told you guys we were robbing you blind at Paybase because we didn't want you to be able to dump your coins ahead of us? Well, that was of course true, but there was more to it.

And now that I had to give my cat to the humane society and my wife and I need to move to the Cayman Islands, I might as well make up a new story.

The other reason was because I let a fellow scammer run Paybase. No honor amongst thieves. I thought I'd keep it quiet, hoping he'd at least grease my palms properly, but it turned out all he was trying to do was grease my asshole. I gave them control of the Zencloud ponzi and the Paybase cryptolocker in hopes that if we got caught, I would have someone to tattle on. We are working hard to regain access, but in the meantime I have learned HTML 3.01 and I am as good with it as I am with English, so you guys know it will be really bad ass.

Hey, look at this Ferrarri. I'm selling it. You want to give me Paycoins for it? Well, I would, but the SEC and lawyers and FUDSTERS.

Okay gaiz I have some coke to snort and I'm pretty sure my wife needs me to film the next episode of her Cam series. Sorry guys, gotta pay the bills somehow now that this scam I mean community is pretty much bonedry.

I also need a good vest for the islands.

Yours with hugs and kisses in lieu of truth and dignity,
Homero