Account: created very recently. Stereotype checks out.

I will say the same thing as dozens of people proposed already, but nevertheless: reinstate newbie jail. And also Blitz: are you even actually moderating this subforum? Judging from the number of NLC alts that you allow to wander around I consider the possibility that you are actually high most of the time you are online. Moderate this board, or add a lieutenant to aid you in cleaning up these boards. This can't go on.