Saying honestly, I'm not a troll. I created this story in order to take part in cryptonews contest -
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1027640.0 as I wanted to earn 1 BTC if I will be lucky. I'm going to marry and thus I'm looking for such stupid earnings like 1 post = 1BTC

But I looked to all boring stories of other guys in contest page and decided to post it here. The reason is simple - most likely my story isn't relevant to contest (because it's obvious fake) and it's better at least to cheer up guys from bitcointalk than simply delete my post.