Shocking how stupid people are. Here lets draw it in crayons for you:

1. Hey I got an idea, lets bake cookies and sell them and give the money to a 911 charity
2. Good idea. Let's give them 100 dollars.
3. Big Advert: Come Buy Our Cookies, Proceeds to be given 911 Charity. 100 dollars worth
4. Success.
5. So how much did we nett after giving the charity their 100 dollars like we promised
6. 10,000 $
7. GAWSOME using 911 always gets those suckers out there, lets go detail the Maserati, Ferrari and teslar with the cash!

GET IT NOW YOUR STUPID DUNCE?