I just wanted to piss off the regular trolls because I know that's just eating them up inside. I know, that was weak of me.
Bad boy.

The hard truth is that all of these Cryptonote and other "anon-altcoins" are not needed (and will never be needed) for 99% of users in a situation where DASH works as intended.
That is why their number one goal - to kill DASH, but do not develop their own coins. While Dash is still alive - all their "cryptographical fairy tales" have no practical meaning.
So resultative trolling and lies are the only hope for success for Monero and other "dreamers".
Obviously they will unite lots of very "best" people around this difficult and "intelligent" mission.
Good luck to their destructive community.
