Unfortunately I'm not kidding. However last night I sent $675 to klovishey and I appear to have been scammed. I really have no Idea what to do besides a chargeback. They've ran me around in circles for 10 hours after getting my money without sending coin.
This is why you listen to an experienced, 'trusted member of the community before you get excited wanting to buy bitcoin. Look below for advice that would have saved you $675, how much longer would you have been than 10+ hours waiting for coinbase or circle? Sorry for your loss and i hope you have learned something from it
Your best bet is to open an account at Coinbase.com or Circle.com and attach your bank account. After the approval process, you'll be able to buy all the Bitcoin you want with funds straight out of your account. It's safe, simple, and you don't expose yourself to fraud. I hope this helps