Anyone else think it's suspicious that the Gox lawyer is called Kobayashi, just like in The Usual Suspects? Pretty sure no good can come of this.
I was thinking of Kobayashi Maru.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kobayashi_MaruKobayashi is a very common Japanese surname; I had a colleague with it.
Anyone finds it suspicious that the Coinbase CEO is Armstrong, like the first man to step on the moon?

Speaking of people who don't see jokes where they're obvious, here's something that's not funny at all: