There are two sides to every story. Here's the other half of this one.

For your amusement, the ~~swear words~~ emotional language has been replaced with sparkles and the names of the innocent have been replaced with alpacas.

sunshinehappy: I didn't get any free bitcoins
sunshinehappy: faucet but i didn't want to be connected with google or have my IP displayed
alpaca: Check out https://en.bitcoin.it/wiki/Trade#Samples_and_Marketing_Offers for free bitcoin offers
sunshinehappy: so many f-sparkling scams
sunshinehappy: bitcoin IS a scam
sunshinehappy: http://bp123.tk/free/btc
sunshinehappy: free bitcoin: NOT FOUND
sunshinehappy: I expected there to be some transactions sent to me by now
sunshinehappy: http://www.bitvisitor.com/next.php
sunshinehappy: it says "next page in 00:00"
sunshinehappy: and ... nothing is happening
sunshinehappy: clearly a scam to make you wait around doing nothing
sunshinehappy: I don't see any green next..
sunshinehappy: do I need flash for it to work?
sunshinehappy: http://i.imgur.com/ST4U5.png
sunshinehappy: look here
sunshinehappy: it's just waiting like that
sunshinehappy: alpaca, what's a decent way to make bitcoins?
sunshinehappy: well you'refree to go to bitvisitor but as far as I am concerned it's EQUIVALENT to a fake site that doesn't do anything
sunshinehappy: is it just that you need flash for the site to work?
sunshinehappy: because I have no flash support
sunshinehappy: so there are NO free bitconis
sunshinehappy: is what you're saying
sunshinehappy: I just thought there was
sunshinehappy: why didn't someone tell me there was no free bitcoins
sunshinehappy: instead of me wasting so many hours on this
sunshinehappy: I got burned bad by this bitcoin nonsense
sunshinehappy: alpaca, yes ZERO
sunshinehappy: so alpaca, you're saying BITCOIN = DIRT
sunshinehappy: how it works: They post "Hey come here to get free bitcoins" and then they get 10 new accounts posting "Yay! IT worked, I got new free bitcoins here!"
sunshinehappy: and then I come along and think, oh it worked for all them it must be true
sunshinehappy: so I try it and NOTHING happens
sunshinehappy: yes
sunshinehappy: I'm mad about it
sunshinehappy: whyare people pretending it give free stuff
sunshinehappy: when they don't?
sunshinehappy: pyramid...... scam
sunshinehappy: I don't have that button alpaca
sunshinehappy: I wouldn't EXPECT free bitcoins if there weren't all these people SAYING they got them
sunshinehappy: all these forum posts designed to trick people into thinking they can get free coins
sunshinehappy: I've tried a lot and none gave me anything
sunshinehappy: alpaca, well it's probably because I'm on GNU/Linux that the button is not showing up for me
sunshinehappy: I don't want "free coins" I want free coins
sunshinehappy: what's that?
sunshinehappy: no
sunshinehappy: alpaca, I did this site yesterday and got nothing
sunshinehappy: bitcoin is biased against people with no sense
sunshinehappy: I f-sparkling hate this
sunshinehappy: alpaca, what the hell??
sunshinehappy: I have NO money
sunshinehappy: bitcoin isn't real
sunshinehappy: Total Received: 0.0 BTC
sunshinehappy: I was never funny
sunshinehappy: none of the sites you gave me work
sunshinehappy: so now that you've used me you want me gone
sunshinehappy: "You already received free BitCoins today.
sunshinehappy: Try again tomorrow."
sunshinehappy: No I didn't
sunshinehappy: I did this yesterday and I haven't got anything
alpaca: pirate is giving out free bitcoins
sunshinehappy: and I checked in bitinfo
sunshinehappy: I meant http://blockchain.info
sunshinehappy: pirate seems to be running some huge scam
sunshinehappy: I don't want anything to do with that
sunshinehappy: yes but I have negative money in there
sunshinehappy: alpaca, I'm not using a client I just checked on blockchain.info
sunshinehappy: You have already received free Bitcoins today. Come back after August 21
sunshinehappy: No I have NOT
sunshinehappy: sorry but wouldn't you be a little bit skeptical
sunshinehappy: if you were totally new ?
sunshinehappy: I copy and pasted my address
sunshinehappy: let me show you smoething
sunshinehappy: http://blockchain.info/address/1GBLNvWtRs5TxNnoERsvL2tn6R5CMQqXoK
sunshinehappy: No. Transactions 42
sunshinehappy: it's been 42 since yesterday
sunshinehappy: They haven't sent anything out
sunshinehappy: that's the address one of the "free bitcoin" sites uses to send out
sunshinehappy: I was waiting hour for it to update yesterday
sunshinehappy: now I loaded it today and it's not changed
sunshinehappy: is laundering actually possible though?
sunshinehappy: because transaction history is all public and saved..
sunshinehappy: this channel is FAKE
sunshinehappy: Sad

sunshinehappy: I'm just upset that I didn't get free bitcoins
sunshinehappy: holy f-sparkle satoshidice is > 50% of bitcoin traffic
sunshinehappy: if you don't like betting or gambling should you avoid bitcoin?
sunshinehappy: alpaca, if you don't stop that I'll just /ignore you
sunshinehappy: 70 f-sparkling new blocks a day?
sunshinehappy: bitcoin is a scammers playground
sunshinehappy: that much is clear
sunshinehappy: alpaca, password protection
sunshinehappy: alpaca, if you lose.. wont you lose a LOT?
sunshinehappy: alpaca, did is say the password was wrong? :I don't know S
sunshinehappy: 900 BTC is a LOT
sunshinehappy: you must be insane
sunshinehappy: no I've not
sunshinehappy: Can I just say
sunshinehappy: all this talk about PONZI SCHEMES 24z
sunshinehappy: all this talk about PONZI SCHEMES 24/7 makes newbies think maybe bitcoin isn't serious
sunshinehappy: bitcoin seriously needs to clea n up it's act
sunshinehappy: alpaca, it proves that you the keyholder wrote the message, by using your private key
sunshinehappy: LULZ
sunshinehappy: alpaca, only if the wallet is encrypted, then you need the password to unlock the private key
sunshinehappy: f-sparkle off alpaca
sunshinehappy: no problem
sunshinehappy: why is everyone talking about pirate all the time?
sunshinehappy: this chat is staged
alpaca: we're all chatt bots
sunshinehappy: I know
sunshinehappy: I hate bitcoin Sad

sunshinehappy: the bot just prints out random numbers
sunshinehappy: pretending to be bitcoin prricese
sunshinehappy: I just wanted 0.00001 free bitcoins Sad

sunshinehappy: * Cannot join #bitcoin-police-pvt (Channel is invite only).
sunshinehappy: alpaca, can I just ask you one thing please
sunshinehappy: Sad

sunshinehappy: I helped alpaca lots and he is just ignoring me
sunshinehappy: f-sparkle you scammer
sunshinehappy: ;;c-sparkle
sunshinehappy: ;;alpaca-please-talk-to-me-i-helped-you-and-now-youre-just-ignoring-me
sunshinehappy: I shouldj ust kill myself
sunshinehappy: I should just kill myself
sunshinehappy: no one likes me
sunshinehappy: I seriously should just die because I'm stupid and useless and wortheless and everyone hates me
sunshinehappy: bitcoin make mes depressed
sunshinehappy: and the community is horrible

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