Hey guys
Just trying out some new value propositions, can you help me out?
Monero - "The best-maintained clone of the Bytecoin scam. Except we are not a scam, but *everything* else is." Monero - "Instant, private & secure bagholding, for free, anywhere in the world* (*min. requirements: 4 TB HD, 128 GB RAM, MS-DOS, 4 weeks sync time - or use Poloniex / FluffysMonero.com)"
Monero - "Longtime trollin', Endless syncing, Infinite Butthurt"
Monero - "Backed by NSA's Cryptonote, China Botnets, Journalist Devs, Ill-tempered Ork-army community, Poloniex (wait, that's unofficial)"
Monero - "You wanted active development & innovation? F*** You!"
Monero - "If only we had bought DASH instead of our shitcoins we wouldn't be hopping up and down with so much envy we could explode

(this one was suggested by Smooth)
Monero - "The coin that
trolls itself"
Should we do a poll?
EDIT: Sorry, wrong place, I just saw all the names and thought I was on the Monero thread.

Don't forget that Monero was launched with the sole purpose of being a scam. Original devs only did it for the money. If the community didn't take it over and find a whale to back it, the coin would be dead right now.
You are absolutely right. The difference between this coin and that coin is that here, no one took over.
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Really Smooth? So a take over wipes the scam slate clean? Didnt know that. I figured once a scam, always a scam. DRK all you need to do preform a community take over and the so called scam vanishes.