This morning, I was pulled over on my routine drive to work. I know exactly how the damn lights look before they come flash the reds and blues, so I knew I was fucked waaaay before they even pulled me over.

So the cop walks up and says, "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
I say: "Uhhhhhhhh.... Speeding, yeah?"
: You were going 79 in a 55 zone. You do realize that's pretty damn fast, yeah?
;;Yeah, I know. Pretty bad. Here's my license and registration
: You know, we lost you for a good 5 miles back there. Ran the radar and started following, but we had no idea where you went after you passed 36th Ave... Unlucky that we caught up to you.
;;... Yep.


5 minutes elapse, get ticket, drive away. Take off shoes in anger and finish working.
Realize, I don't give a shit. Tickets are chump change. Fuck the Police.

Drink some chocolate milk, tell story on bitcointalk.org, go back to work.
I am a fucking dumbass boss.

Moral of story: Police will catch you speeding, but when someone steals your bike/car/house/wife/bitcoins, they aint gonna do shit. I think.