So, I'm not too dopy. I buzz on over to AltQuick.com where I can buy me some Doggie coins for a few bucks, right? I pick some likely lookin' coins and I drop down to the pay window and it tells me this:

Please Read The Following Terms Carefully

Cash deposit or SEPA transfer (EU customers) only. Wire transfers, ACH transfers, online banking transfers, check deposits, Wells Fargo Sure Pay, Bank of America transfers and any other unauthorized deposit methods will not be accepted.

I'm like, WUT? I just wanted to bust some doggie? I cant even spell SEPA transfers. Where's bitbay on this list? Where do I check out please? I have my visa card right here. I need some service over here, SUP?

Is there anyplace where I can exchange USD for Altcoins?

OK. Check yourself Deezzy. Cryptsy will trade USD for altcoins, no problem. DeezCoinz dropped over Cyptsy ready to cop some coin. Made the official DeezCoinz account. Gave the wrong state. haha. they took it. I got my CC out and, WUT?, they want my drivers license or passport? I'm too young to drive and can't leave the country either. I CAN'T USE MY $$ without DOXXING myself.

Am I nutz here?

I can't help it. The air is full of 1P tonight.