Be the first investing in a ponzi?
Ponzi and any other pyramid schemes you start are good way to make money. Not legal, but good

And don't forget to be one of the first "investors".

Joining a ponzy/pyramid too late can cause you big loss.
But with 2 BTC funds, why not start the own ponzi and use the 2 BTC for the first deposits.

Then you can't lose
it and probably you will your profit back fast.