First if you didnt get the thermos joke than you r the noob.
Why always are my post confronted this way? Im here giving free software with free advice and this is what I get.
Some things never change
Maria
it's good that you're giving away free viruses, but I think we're all immune to them.
Have you tried releasing it on the Play Store, App Store or Windows Store?
There ain't no such thing as a free lunch! 
I'm new here but i took the time to read
forum rules; so, I can say protesting after being caught spreading viruses & malwares is really an unuseful and annoying thing to do.