tl;dr: you don't understand, and we can't explain, but we're keeping it. Thanks, suckers!
"We are morally and ethically bankrupt, and all those folks complaining on Reddit and forums are idiots for trusting us with their money. Also, we like money. Especially when it's free. Please. Give us your money. We took kickbacks from the Paycoin Foundation in the form of a money printing press ! This means you should trust us with your money because we can always make more !" - Cryptsy