You mean this is not your main account? Shocking!
So, which is your main account, you totally legit above-board staffer you? And how many more have you got, if it's not indelicate to ask?
Satoshi. Forgot my password to my account and wallets though and theymos wont let me have it back cos I can't sign a message. Bad times. Probably could sell that account for a pretty penny too

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You are the profiteering sleazebag. Or, rather, sleazebag-in-waiting, sucking up through the ranks.
Re. "scruffy" - slang for mod, as in

Lurk moar, n00b

I don't profit a cent off of account sales, but some say profiteers others say entrepreneurs and some just futilely whinge at everything they are powerless to change.