this is gonna get ugly. no coins have had perfectly fair launches or have "fair" initial distribution including bitcoin.
You're using the wrong standard. The standard is not "perfectly fair" it is "significantly premined."
CMC seems to think that an instamine of 35% in one day counts as that. I think they should clarify the tag and make it "significantly premined or instamined", but that's up to them.
I disagree with your statement that instamined doesn't have a clear definition. It has a reasonable common sense definition and plain English definition that means "mined extremely fast" just as "significantly" has such a definition. I don't know what criteria CMC uses for "significantly" though.